Ok, enough Emmerich-esque effect-stuff. I've got a story to tell. Behold... Bluargh. His story will be revealed shortly.

PS: "The abyssal kicker is saying "Don't even think of coming home before you get your shit together"
Sound familiar? Then you in all likelihood went to college and did so and so, lol

Ooh. Cool-looking text in the first panel. Did you actually draw that, or use some fancy font?

Ha, was gonna ask same thing.
Hope Floon is ok. He rules.

I blame the male drow. He sucked up the summoning by his suckiness. If you're going to be a male drow, you need a funky hat or two scimitars. Otherwise you end up with cut-rate frat demons..

@Davo: Hmm, good idea to do it myself, but no, that's a font from Blambot, I believe. Can't remember the name, won't search through my 2000 fonts, lol.
@Symbiot: I am sure he's ok. A few brain-smooothies and he's back on track.
@Mag: Both Mr Baenre and Mr Do'Urden were unavailable for comment or employment. That's why I gave the job to a newcomer... he'll surprise all of you.

Hahaha, what an awesome twist:)
Abyssal college rock? Is that like Cannibal Corpse?

Oh Guy, Guy, Guy...
Tsk Tsk Tsk.
Cannibal Corpse is of course Grindcore.
Bluargh likes to listen to the tortured, soul-less husks of Weezer, I would imagine.

hahaha nice one Effigy. I love the 3rd panel, the little fat marks as he's rubbing himself or whatever, nice touch.

"yo lookin' at him, sucka! WHAZZUP!!" this may be my favorite quote. I laughed for about 5 minutes. thank you XD

^_^
He was originally going to be more "Surfer-dude", but I ended up making him into the suburban, van-riding gangsta rapper using outdated punchlines from unfunny beer-commercials.
I am glad you enjoyed it. He is certainly going to drop a few more of those bombs.

I finally recognize the guy in your userpic, Effigy :) I always thought you were being chased by an Orc or something... It is good to know that you are only concerned for your safety when a gangsta demon comes after you ;)

Well, he WAS also in the Christmas picture, remember? ^_^

Oh yes! It would seem I'm not only incapable of putting 2 and 2 together, I'm also occasionally unaware that there is even a 2 in the first place...