After watching Return of the King again, I still can't understand how you recruit for this job.

"Wanted. Lonely person to sit on Mountain and watch pile of sticks for a few years."

"No computer skills required. You don't have to be a team player or be good at communicating your ideas to others."

Haha, so true. I would love that job except I'd be afraid that I'd die and no one would notice for several years. Although, that could happen in an office too.

Best line ever: "NO! I AM HAVING FUN!"

Originally it was going to be:
"Bjorn, why don't you come down from that thing and eat?"
"Because it makes me happy!"

Hence the title. ^^